31.8mm bars, anthills' lizards, designing weird machines and fixing old ass bikes

The 3" bars took some time, but I've been wanting to do them this way for a few years. Kind of a 5-piece bar

Emmet's ridiculous bars...

Indexing machine that I got to design at the main job.

Look at all those blue jeans... I don't even own a pair of jeans. HA!

I've always hated half brakeless. Just pick one ya idiot.

The neighbor's bike: I shortened that stem by a good 3" (77m) and welded the cap parts. It used to have a big stupid plastic part that disappeared somewhere along the way.